Kenny vs. Spenny is the worst show ever. There’s definitely a level to my sense of humor that would be more appropriate for a 13-year-old boy; I thought the Jackass movies were hysterical and there’s not a whole lot funnier than someone getting whacked in the groin. But my God, this show takes it to a whole new level of disgusting. Tonight is the first night I’ve ever seen the show and I honestly don’t think I could stand to watch it again. The episode I’m currently…enjoying? partaking in…features meat, meat, projectile vomiting, and more meat. Kenny and Spenny are locked in a competition to see who can down the most meat in pounds over the course of a week and the results are tragic. Honestly, it looks like Normandy, what with all the bloody pulp on screen at any given moment. I would have said that the nadir of the show occurred when Kenny dumped a tubful of what looked like giblets and pigs’ feet on top of a sleeping Spenny, but that was soon upstaged by the meat smoothie downed by the certifiably-insane Kenny. That might have been the worst, except that he soon decided to throw up EVERYWHERE. Just….ugh. And then for losing the competition, he had to make out with an old lady. I mean…I don’t even know. I probably shouldn’t be surprised, seeing as how the show is coming from the minds of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, but even South Park doesn’t descend to this level of gross idiocy…much. I think I’ve found my limit, and it happens to be when someone inserts an entire cow tongue into his mouth.