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In retrospect, it occurs to me that my last entry might show up on a Google search for words such as “nude,” “panties,” “Anna Kournikova,” or “damp,” attracting all sorts of perverts and reprobates. I suppose this is the chance one takes when one is an attention whore, though.

…Aw, man, I probably just did it again.

Tum te tum tum...

Twattage

  • "This is a phenomenon because Pyle puts himself at risk of injury, brain damage and even the potential possibility of dead." Jeezum Crow. 31 minutes ago
  • @McHrebin Nope! They will be secretive and shady, the way the best petty things are. 46 minutes ago
  • I'm probably going to give in to a few of my pettiest instincts today. 3 hours ago
  • I would like to be able to smell crime before it happens and be one giant nose on Dolph Lundgren's body. 17 hours ago
  • The morning after a good/bad night is weird: con, I'm incapable of movement before noon; pro, I always feel unusually skinny. It works out. 18 hours ago
  • "sit on you like a naked fat man on a mouse." I cannot WAIT to have a reason to use that simile in everyday conversation. 20 hours ago
  • Holy moley. Good night, but if I put on pants today, I'll consider the peak of my accomplishments reached. 1 day ago
  • Best shirt I ever saw: 'Even Jesus hates Creed.' It's true. Still, people refuse to accept the word of Christ. http://tinyurl.com/y8kwvy5. 1 day ago
  • BULLSHIT, Dear Abby, I cry. http://tinyurl.com/yzwoeoh. Something about people pretending that misfortune is a gift from God irks me. 2 days ago
  • @schiffydick Even better than a cripple fight! 2 days ago

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