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We Were All Like, Totally, the Downfall of Society

@IvyPicklebottom What I'm learning is that subtext is totes irrelevant as long as everyone is technically a virgin. And Mormons are cracked. 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom claim the kid in a creepy metaphysical marking-of-territory. But I guess incest is cool if you keep it in the family? 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom AND! Not only did she doom her kid to a life of being a child-bride from name alone, she let her former werewolf paramour 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Of equal difficulty: Twilympic Event #7 - Douchenym: come up with a name that is as stupid AND as trashy as 'Renesmee.' 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Hm, so basically none of the dialogue, 84% of the description, & no exposition; I think that leaves articles & punctuation. 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Haha a victory lap is in order. 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Bonus points for #5 if you walk by a middle school, high school, or a Hot Topic. 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Twilympic Event #5 - Don 'Twilight' cast costumes. Walk through the streets of a major city. Fewest open wounds wins. 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Sadly, that could refer to multiple cast members, including the boys. 1 day ago
@IvyPicklebottom Truly, a flame that will never die. 1 day ago