My name is Geetch, but not really. I like lots of things, but don’t know anything about anything, so the Internet is the perfect place for me, since I’m both too fat and too thin for reality TV. I enjoy exceedingly long sentences and am in a long-term relationship with the comma; only sometimes I’m secretly whoopin’ it up with his sexier, more dangerous, eye-patched cousin, the semi-colon. I don’t post very often, but I don’t mind. So happy reading, and remember: watch your melvin.