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MoxyCrimeFighter: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/08/08/sea-turtles-depths.html
DearAlthea: i want to own one
DearAlthea: and i want him to putz around my house but not in water
MoxyCrimeFighter: you’d probably have to rub lotion on him
MoxyCrimeFighter: oo but you could get him a pair of spectacles!
DearAlthea: and a tiny tophat
MoxyCrimeFighter: and spats for his flippers
DearAlthea: and we could stage little arguments between him and his wife, a fiery, hot-blooded lobster
MoxyCrimeFighter: with a portuguese accent
DearAlthea: she could say “Shellington, you need thicker skin!” and he could say “Not all of us can have a carapace, Martha!”
MoxyCrimeFighter: she would often chide him for his lack of ambition
MoxyCrimeFighter: and unfavorably compare him to his coworker, a hammerhead shark
MoxyCrimeFighter: “his eyes don’t even point in the same direction, shellington! and look what he’s accomplished! he’s up to six remoras a year, shellington!”
DearAlthea: and he’d say “well why don’t you just run away with him then? you two have so much in common; you both scavenge meat, neither of you have bones, and oh, look, neither of you make a delicious soup.”
MoxyCrimeFighter: and she’d say, in her fiery portuguese accent, “perhaps i will! he’s got all those teeth, maybe he’ll actually make me feel something!”
MoxyCrimeFighter: and he would call her a mollusky trollop
DearAlthea: woof
DearAlthea: man
DearAlthea: you’b be good at that. you should write an underwater play
MoxyCrimeFighter: lol maybe i will
MoxyCrimeFighter: enter it in this year’s writing contest
MoxyCrimeFighter: “the lost city of love: an ocean story”
DearAlthea: adapt an old novel into a new, underwater love story
DearAlthea: Dracula: Waterlogged and Lovelorn
MoxyCrimeFighter: frankenstein: soaked all to pieces
DearAlthea: Love in the Time of Anemonies.
DearAlthea: hahaha Clams and the Giant Sea Cucumber
MoxyCrimeFighter: haha
MoxyCrimeFighter: Remora and Juliet
DearAlthea: hahahaha
MoxyCrimeFighter: clamlet!
DearAlthea: MacPerch
MoxyCrimeFighter: a midsummer night’s drown
DearAlthea: Crabthello
MoxyCrimeFighter: schoolius caesar salad
MoxyCrimeFighter: (they come with anchovies….)
Okay, I know I post waaaaaay too many videos, but C’MON, this one has so much goodness: support for the writers’ strike, fluffy animals, and Tobias Fünke as a Furry. I’m afraid I just blue myself.
For those who didn’t believe me the other day:
YouTube offers other flavors: plain, “Final Countdown”, OK Go, “Chariots of Fire”, and several more.
